It
used to be that no matter what we did, we had to do it better: "Good, better, best; never let it
rest--until your good is better, and your better best." A manufacturer would smile contentedly as he
finished an order and quip, "Perfect is good enough." But, today, the stressed salesman snaps at
his impatient customers, "We can give you cheap, quick, or good: Pick two. You can't have all three!" In today's world, guess which two most people
pick.
Over
the last few weeks, I have spoken with several companies: One was doing ceremonial coats for a
specialty group. Five men with five
unique measurements all fitting into size 5xl, one way or another. Each was more specially shaped than the one
before. Directions were impeccable,
fabric was magnificent, embroidery was superb, the pattern perfect. Cutters and
sewing operators with years of experience were lined up to present these
gentlemen with five perfect coats. It
was to be a collective work of uniform magnificence. What happened? Despite explicit instructions, their wives
took the measurements, instead of the fellows going to skilled tailors. Guess what?
One
guy had sleeves that came up to his elbows, because the back was too narrow by
five inches. One forgot that the abdomen
doesn't disappear when the coat goes on, and his 59 inch stomach acted as a
"front porch," left hanging between
his two 64 inch "side verandas." Another gentleman's spouse didn't know where
her husband's waist was, buried somewhere in his rotund figure; thus, the top
of the coat looked like it had an empire waist, also about three inches too
short at the hem. The best is that the
guys got the coats, didn't try them on, had them ornately embroidered for an
unmentionable amount of money, and only afterward realized that the coats had
to be trashed!
Then,
there was the police department. The
secretary took down the specifics on this one, claiming she was an alteration
lady on the side. From our military
uniform source, I surmise that her skills were very "on the
side." The coats were standard
Marine Corps design, braided by hand with edge cord, all around. In 100% wool elastique, they cost a pretty
penny, as first class military coats do.
It turned out the gal had measured one fellow's coat three inches too
long, and the entire coat had to be ripped out, cut down, re-lined,
re-braided. The pants for a different
officer were criticized as being made far too small for his large, muscular
thighs. The salesman was told that his
customer couldn't get the pants on. When
the officer was re-measured for new pants, his thighs were actually an inch
narrower than originally thought; it was his seat that was two inches too
small. On it went...
A
restaurateur complained that his 3xl gal was wearing a jumper and pinafore
apron that were too short regarding the waist length, and asked the
manufacturer if it would mind re-designing the pattern to accommodate this woman's rather large
bosom. The manufacturer explained that
an entirely new pattern had to be drafted, graded, etc., and that a custom
pattern for one uniquely built size 3xl
would cost a fortune, suggesting an alteration lady, instead. But no mind.
The gal was taken with a seizure of modesty, refused to get measured and
as a result, the owner of the eatery sent the lady's old uniform to the
manufacturer, with instructions to make her new uniforms just the same as the
old but with a longer bodice. How much
longer, he couldn't say. No one knows to
this day.
Finally,
there is the theatrical producer who needed Johnny-on-the-spot costumes for his
dancers: Two weeks' notice, four different fabrications, three different
garments per uniform to outfit the entire cast.
All were ritz and glitz, goods that were more slippery and clingy than
skin on a snake, and so thin the garments couldn't be made up without fusing,
lining, and heaven knows what.
Okay. For skilled manufacturers of
theme park attire, no worries, right?
But oop, when the stage manager gave the sewing operators their instructions,
he forgot to reveal that there were two different styles of jackets rather than
one; the wrong color fabric had been listed on the purchase order for one
entire group of dancers (there were three groups); the fabric (which was really
meant for flimsy bowties, not coats and pants
) was 20 inches too narrow; he had forgotten to order one fabric, while short
on the other three; and the fellow didn't include the custom-designed patterns. Oh, yes, pant hem lengths were left out of
the measurements, too.
So
there you are. Why accuracy
matters. Which reminds me, a well-known
tailor recently came across a new tape measure that started at three inches,
rather than at zero. Have you ever taken
a measurement that was three inches larger than the person's actual size? Try it in your own business, sometime. But
remember to measure twice, and cut only once.